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End of the Pennsylvania Ice Age?

I'm fairly certain that the winter is over here in Pennsylvania. The ice age has passed. Of course, I've been wrong before. I think about all of those sickeningly-sweet songs about white winters that we are bombarded with over the winter holidays and I want to kill.

On Being Puffy

When you train in the martial arts for as long as I have and lived in New York City for seven years you develop...

A Beginners Guide to Fishing

If you are new to the sport/ psychotic pastime of fishing, you need to know some of the basic rules of fishing. Like other...

The Great Big Loft of 1978

I had returned from my adventures in Florida in the late spring of 1978, determined to once again become a New Yorker, rent a...

The Great Sand Suck of 1977

Finally - I was free! Free from school! I graduated high school in 1976, after having received an unexpected scholarship to the Florida Institute of Technology, where I had grandiose plans of becoming a marine biologist. Little did I know that it would eventually lead me to the Great Sand Suck of 1977.

Lisa Marie Loves SifuPhil

I came across this video from a few years ago when I was working at BlackBeltForums.com. Lisa Marie is a beautiful lady and a...

The Great 18th Birthday Party of 1976

This is the final chapter of my book The Great Hamster Land-Speed Record and Other Tales. I hope you've enjoyed it! Watch for my...

The Great Transit of Uranus of 1975

Seventeen-year-old boys are idiots. If you've never known one, take my word for it. I spent my Junior year of high school in a...

The Great Kung-Fu Debut of 1971

 1971 was a great year for martial arts aficionados. It was the year Bruce Lee appeared in four episodes of Longstreet as a blind...

The Great Playboy Sneak-Peek of 1970

Pure imagination is the fuel of little kids, especially up to the age of twelve. Their minds provide all the stimulation needed to create...

The Great Male Bonding of 1972

By June of 1972, my sentence had been served. I was ready to be released from the prison that was junior high school. I...

Real American Heeeee-roes

"Everyone's a hero, everyone's a star" according to Jon Bon Jovi on 2005's Have A Nice Day. That seems to be the prevailing mindset...