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Philip Bonifonte (aka SifuPhil) was born with a bad moon rising and a knowledge of all things possible. He was raised by a pack of wild honey badgers and as a result just doesn’t give a shit.

Men fear him, women lust for him and The New York Times once said of him, “He is the only man alive who can out-cool the Dos Equis guy”.

 

Chuck Norris runs away when he sees him.

He is a published author with four books to his name, a freelance writer, a martial artist, a monk, a pirate and a shining beacon of hope for the oppressed. His words have touched millions and his fingers have touched dozens. He is a Renaissance man and one of the 7 New Wonders of the World. He is a Scholar-Warrior who can rip the beating heart out of an evil-doer and throw back seven shots of Southern Comfort while it’s still beating.

You can contact Phil here.