Care Bears cavorting 'neath bright morning sun Kittens and puppies all having their fun Flowers do sway to the music so nice Courtesy of the twelve fiddling mice
Curtsy and bow as the dancers all do Trip the fantastic - a new waltz or two Rainbows appear in a cloudless blue sky Lions and lambs all together do lie
"Thank you" and "Please" are the words of the day No one need tussle to get their own way Lollipops grow on the branches of trees When the snow falls, we seem never to freeze
Every day's bright with it's magical fill Everyone's healthy, no one can get ill Women are gorgeous, the men are all sleek Seven days loafing makes up our work week
(*looks around…*) …I think the youngsters have been lulled to sleep…
Suddenly Hell came to rule once again Bringing back sorrow and worry and pain Eating the puppies and slaying the cats Throwing Care Bears into bubbling vats
Stomping on flowers and poisoning mice Using the bones of the dancers as dice Polluting the rainbow and darkening sky Slaying the lions and lambs as they lie
"No, Master, NO!!!" are the words that they love There'll be no salvation from Heaven above Lollipops sodden with toxic decays Snowflakes are plague-filled, just like the old days!
Eternal darkness is what we do see I can't save you and you cannot save me Women are demons, the men are much worse Our work week is endless, our Satanic curse
(*Oops – the kids are waking up…*)
And so did the children live out their glad days Exploring the world and its wondrous ways It's lunch time, I think - have a hot dog or two You really love me, and I truly love you!
Good night, boys and girls…
…wherever you are…